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An imaginary app.

The I Think I Got Ikea’d App (aka “If Loss Could Weigh App”) is a freely distributed cultural software and glocalization toolkit that uses complex algorithms, augmented reality and alien intelligence to measure the weight of cultural loss in a given location or coordinate while simultaneously calculating the burden and impact of imported, implanted and artificially created wants, needs and desires put to bear on the human psyche in any given instance or situation. The resultant real-time augmented reality map and logic “truth” tables generated by this app provide the user with a “critical lifeline” of essential data- visualizations and a valuable survival guide necessary when navigating within and confronting everyday challenges in what is often a poorly fabricated, culturally vacant and overly commercialized flat-packed con temporal existence.

If you’ve ever felt: jobbed, suckered, confused, cheapened, bastardized, displaced, brain washed, abducted or generally bamboozled, then you’ve probably been Ikea’d and this app’s for you.

Stay sane and thirsty my friends…

 

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